Pocahontas (Golden Films) This is the movie in which Golden Films' obsession with cutesy sidekicks finally spirals right out of control— including a wise eagle with prominent nipples on his huge ripped pecs; the eagle's dopey little chickenhawk apprentice (who persistently pronounces it … Seems to be one of those things that are so rare they make you question your grip on reality. It is medieval, can’t you tell? This is just pure idiocy of the highest order! I wonder if Phelous (or whoever is in charge of the site) could consider switching from this style of comments section to the Disqus style of comments section. I’m glad no one has cheaply animated The Count of Monte Cristo for Golden Times to cheaply cash in. It wastes it on 3 ghosts that fly into the storybook. The Little Angels would bring darkness to even the brightest Christmas. COME ON! D&D Beyond Phelous (vo): How long can this go on? Talking musical instruments and a handsome hunchback. With emphasis on ‘cheap’. Hmmmm… I like that jacket with that shirt. I hope this isn’t the last we are seeing of Fat as Fuck Father, randomly appearing talking musical instruments, randomly appearing talking bats, Crackle/Pierrre, and monsterous handsome Quasimodo. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. This is a story about 2 birds and a talking canoe… Pocahontas also shows up and falls in love with 2 men. Maybe also concentrate more on a love triangle… Never mind, I don’t want them to get any ideas. Watch in awe at Golden Films’s attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia! Phelous: Get on with it! I originally spaced the different statements out more, but for some reason when it was posted all that disappeared. Yaaay!! It’s so dense. Meanwhile, here's login link: Site is experiencing technical difficulties. Jessie is a little brat that needs to be taught a lesson by toys coming life to life. . Hunkback of Notre Dumb is a better title for this shit-fest! Born Today Most Popular … Bootlegs and knock offs are amazing and often hilarious which lead to me starting the show Bootleg Zones! Phelous (vo): What is the matter with you?! Since your such a fan of the whole ‘changing people’s appearences’ this movie did: it does it even more!!! Phelous and Lupa referring to a red-clad Batman and a black-clad Spider-Man as "SpiderBat and ManMan", respectively. This movie came out in 1996 while Beauty and the Beast (the 2nd Golden Films version) came out in 1999. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Golden Films). I do a few series covering things from movies to bootleg toys. But see this movie is trying to set itself apart from the other one by  stealing Disney comic relief concepts from other Disney films then the one their ripping off already. I really wish I could edit these comments. Thank you for your patience. While the major characters have their own style, all of the background characters look like they’re pulled straight out of Animaniacs or Tiny Toons. Anastasia (Golden Films) – Phelous by Phelous | February 17, 2017. Please enter your username or e-mail address. This? I need to find this!! A Sneak Peek at Pokemon by Phelous | August 31, 2018. Princess Anastasia! Beauty and the Beast Part 1 by Phelous | July 7, 2014. How this story was truly intended. Drat you movie!! More animated films: and Golden films!! Celebs. I love these reviews of yours Phelous, your coverage of the ever-increasingly baffling insanity of Golden Films and Goodtimes is always a treat. Apologies for any slowdowns. Can’t wait for your Dingo review of it. Sure, it softened some stuff and made some major changes, but it had some badass amazing songs and characters, stunningly beautiful animation, and at least got an inkling of the original book’s heart and soul, even without the major tragic elements of the book’s ending. August 7th, 2013 191 Phailaddin and the Adventure of No Time A bookworm must travel through time with Aladdin to stop an evil sorceress from hiding the magic lamp in random locations and times. Anastasia (Golden Films) – Phelous by Phelous | February 17, 2017. Ugh… this was painfully lazy. This comment section type just feels kinda inconvenient and outdated on all those levels. !” than The Secret of the Hunchback of Notre Dame???? Allison and I play Resident Evil Left 4 Dead style! Yeah, Ron Perlman 80’s Version was better. Dragons…wizard…huh???? The comic relief ghosts reveal they are actually the Beast’s victims forced to roam the Earth until they get him laid. Log in to Reply. The Dingo version besides the Toy Story knock off are my favorites due to how bizarre and hilarious they are. And I have yet to see this other version I keep hearing of that has dragons and Frollo as en evil wizard. Watch in awe at Golden Films’s attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia! 32 Comments animation, golden films, Anastasia. Also, Michael Myers shows up to cause more mischief. Aladdin gets some jewels and a genie so that he buy love. The film makes Phelous come to a realization after his 5 years of making reviews. Phelous is a Channel Awesome reviewer of horror movies, who is most notable for his bizarre performance and personality. The art style is so inconsistent. How this story was truly intended. Upgrade in progress. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Golden Films) Phelous | May 4, 2016. A sarcastic man with immortality looks at terrible horror movies, video games, toys, cartoons and even food, (both popular and obscure) and tears them apart with his sharp wit, meta jokes and referential humor. I was dating a girl – fortunately it didn’t work out – who loved the film Beastly. Yup… Recycles animation, just like Scruff. That Tamborine reminds me of the talking book from Aladdin & The Adventure of All Time. I loved how the CW was so obsessed with their “young and beautiful” shit that even all the cops at the precinct where Catherine worked were hot young people. This one got huge store windows, which would imply the… late 1800s? Phelouss Review of Beauty and the Beast by Golden Films Yes, after long last, Im finally commenting on Phelous review of the second version of Beauty and the Beast by Golden Films, this time without GoodTimes Entertainment:… Phelous: *voiceover* "The Chimes" has a whopping three films, two of which were made in 1914, "The Cricket on the Hearth" has a total of eight adaptations- Phelous: And "A Christmas Carol" ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- Phelous glitches out for a few seconds, followed by an explosion, and then Phelous having a dull expression on his face. Unfortunately our heroes aren’t having anything close to that as they are living in a remote cabin and love to sled off cliffs. Also, is it just me or does Melody kind of look like Cousin Mel from Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer? MMZ: NECA TMNT Movie Figures by Phelous | September 7, 2018. Thanks so much for finally reviewing this. If you threaten to kill both her and her father for picking a rose Beauty will pretty much be in love with you right away. Is it sad that the Rocket Robin Hood footage (which is from a tv show in the 60s) had better animation than this movie? That’s a plus I guess. I just want to thank you for sitting through this shit for our entertainment. They should’ve scrapped the whole Hunchback of Notre Dame thing and just made the movie about talking musical instruments going up and down stairs while bats laugh at their own jokes and an insane woman forces barn animals to dance for her amusement. I’m not even sure what the hell The CW was trying to accomplish, or what they thought the outcome would be, by this desperate reboot of the 80’s show (and it was definitely trying to cash in on that). And what time period is this? Phelous: I hate everything right now. Everything is just so… Bad. I cover horror movies, animated features and other subjects I love talking about like TMNT, Ghostbusters and Mortal Kombat. Joy, 0:45 you need to make this noise more often. Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events. ‘It’s illegal you know.” I just had to make a Zelda CD-I reference. 32 Comments Comments RSS February 17, 2017 at 7:22 pm. The 2nd Beauty and the Beast by Golden Films doesn’t waste as much time on the father. Pocahontas (Golden Films) by Phelous | September 14, 2018. Weird. First Phelous sticks it in the hole in ManMan's behind, and spins it around while laughing and playing circus music. Directed by Phelan Porteous. Hello I'm Phelous! Dunes Robert Cop. Yeah, don’t want to give away too much, but good God…the goat. The Secret of Anastasia – Phelous by Phelous | February 3, 2017. Mobile viewport coming soon! That’s the ONLY thing that matters, right?! With Phelan Porteous, Allison Pregler, Brad Jones, Julien Diaz. The 2nd Beauty and the Beast by Golden Films doesn't waste as much time on the father. Upgrade in progress. Anastasia and Maria were too young at the time, but they still visited and helped entertain the patients. WHAT?! I’m willing to bet no more than $1,000. What horrors will you unearth next? They’re ah… not wearing modern clothing… and Xs on their shirt is animation for “ye old times”. 8:37 woah, those cassenatas flew into her stomach. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Golden Films). It’s truly a Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas. This movie is just the epitome of cheap cash-in. – Recorded Stream by Phelous | May 3, 2016. May 4, 2016 at 6:37 pm. This is probably Goodtimes/Golden Films most blatant Disney rip off as far as the plots in these cash in flicks go. Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events The instruments struggled to climb up the stairs, but they just levitated up to the barn window. Watch in awe at Golden Films’s attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia! Oh sure…. It’s hilarious, “Hey stop hunching over so much and brush your hair back, now you’re beautiful (well, more beautiful) on the outside! “Heh, Golden Films? How in the hell do they get more “What the fuck?? So many hilarious parts: great review. Watch in awe at Golden Films's attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia!http://phelous.comhttp://patreon.com/phelous What is it with ruining movies and Ricks!? He posted his first video, a review of "Mac and Me" over the summer of 2008 to relative obscurity and would not make another until admin Mike Michaud picked him up as a trial member. Also, he's Canadian. The previous one was supposed to be set in some sort of medieval setting, or something. I guess Click and Clack are Pokemon because they almost always say just their names just like Pokemon do in the anime! Meanwhile, here's login link: Site is experiencing technical difficulties. Alexander: Anastasia! Maybe like… two thousand? Watch in awe at Golden Films’s attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia! No footage   but some info: if this is the same one, then what you found is part of an entire TV series. Fat father should have not named him Quasimodo, but Beauty! Gee… He transformed into the prince from the Little Mermaid. Miracle in Toyland by Phelous | December 7, 2016. So it’s not even really B&B…. I’m not sure where to find announcements for Phelous’ site. So the nostalgia factor’s not exactly high in that sense…. D: Lol, ‘Fat as Fuck Father’ disowns Quasimodo because he is too handsome. If you’re reading this I highly recommend the TV Mondo Hunchback  of the Notre Dame. 52 Comments animation, golden films, Hunchback of Notre Dame. Phelous: Don't make me side with the annoying bird! You will receive a new password via e-mail. Stupid fake head-canon time! This Aladdin sounds pretty familiar…. Mobile viewport coming soon! Like at least Dingo Preductions are often quiet, gives you time to react to stuff. He’s working on a Forum atm. You will receive a new password via e-mail. Ouch! (It’s about as much of a children’s story as this one or Jekyll and Hide were.) Three thousand tops? Strangely slimming for layered clothing. My hunchback glistens in the sun because of my sins! His dad is also a jerk and needs saving by toys. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Golden Films) by Phelous | May 4, 2016. Anastasia (Golden Films) – Phelous Phelous | February 17, 2017. Seems almost as if they mixed up the story with Beauty & the Beast, with a beautiful people problem twist. Talking musical instruments and a handsome hunchback. It wastes it on 3 ghosts that fly into the storybook. And hey, got more Dingo Pictures gold lined up for us, Phelan? He’s the HUNCHBACK of notre dame–even the Good Times movie got that right!! X_x. Without a doubt the best figures based on the original 1990 Movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! 9 Comments animation, golden films, Pocahontas. It’s not like the old series was a ratings smash or anything, it was cancelled due to low viewership. Remember that freaking AWFUL attempt to make Beauty and the Beast?? You’d think a big company like Disney would be quicker to chicken out on an ugly protagonist, but apparently not. But negative aside the review was great! Why not let him die!? I know I say his every cartoon review, but I can’t figure out what era’s ass they pulled these outfits from. HAHAHA Yeah that’s so true X’D So, the Baron’s character design was reused in that movie. If there’s any adaptation that might have me Phelous-rage at the screen, it would be that one. Comments: 4 1:14 Any particular reason you chose the Phil Demmel guitar or … SIDE NOTE: Did anybody get a Jive-Talking-DUMBO-Crows vibe from the bats? Instead, he just looked like Kratos from God of War decided to become the lead singer of a screamcore band. It’s another Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas miracle! How much did it cost to ‘produce’ this ‘film’, actually? Apparently it’s a precinct located in the domed city from “Logan’s Run.” They couldn’t have even one grizzled old vet who knows the city like the back of his hand and has contacts everywhere, because that would mean having a cast member who (gasp) WASN’T PRETTY! Are you sure this isn’t super cheap flash animation? animation,golden films,Hunchback of Notre Dame. What the hell were they even trying with that…? This is a story about 2 birds and a talking canoe… Pocahontas also shows up and falls in love with 2 men. That’s sadly on the nose, isn’t it? Yep, same one (unless Frollo being a wizard is a new trend in adaptations or someone was trying to ride on the microscopic sucess of the other), The specific episode VHS is on Amazon UK and that’s it. However, in reality, Anastasia's two older sisters, Olga and Tatiana did volunteer to help wounded soldiers in hospital. The animation, the voice actors, the writing, unless a ton of people didn’t get paid, there’s no way it was $1000.